[rlmorel]

This is Elton John's idea of religion:

Can you say "homoeroticpedophilia"?

Knew you could.

[melancholy]

1. In the picture, is this a shadow on his crutch or just wishful thinking?

2- On other thought, it's not a shadow and is caused by the right arm of the guy sitting behind him. His right arm seems to vanish in a black hole.

3- From (2-), when Elton farts, does he soot his briefs? Assuming he wears any, of course!