That was good. Bookmarked for future reference. My first thought when I saw the Texas Rangers implicated was that Chuck Norris might have been involved.
Thankfully the universe is safe as it was a reference to the Baseball team instead.
BTW, Raleigh to Goldboro via I-40/440/264/117 in 45 minutes at 3:30 am this past Saturday morning.
That is SMOKING!
Rocky Mount to Goldsboro takes about 1 hr 15 mins even with very light traffic.