Don't worry. Democrats will save us all with peace at any cost. Korans to be issued to all citizens soon.
My kid had a major test in history on the Koran last week. Meanwhile a couple of youts showed up at Shipley's doughnuts wearing a black shirt with huge bold letters "Islam is the Answer". I am abourt ready to start printing some real snazzy crusadish shirts for balance.
Ya gotta have food to eat, before you need to "use" yer koranus.