To: ElkGroveDan
It's impossible to lick your elbow.
20 posted on
11/14/2006 4:35:40 PM PST by
xmission
To: xmission
It's impossible to lick your elbow. True, but I dated a girl once who could...
...never mind.
To: xmission
I asked a Doc one time what to use to clean my ears, he said to use my elbow. Ha! never did pay his fee.
32 posted on
11/14/2006 4:49:59 PM PST by
jazusamo
(Murtha still owes the Haditha Marines an apology-See DogMurtha.com.)
To: xmission
Did you know that the length between the inside of your elbow and your wrist is exactly the same as the length of your foot?
45 posted on
11/14/2006 5:23:24 PM PST by
Jeff Gordon
(History convinces me that bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson)
To: xmission
It is also impossible to stick your elbow in your ear.
To: xmission
It's impossible to lick your elbow. No it's not. You just have to be a good friend first...
87 posted on
11/14/2006 9:20:18 PM PST by
LexBaird
(98% satisfaction guaranteed. There's just no pleasing some people.)
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