Ya can't make this stuff up......
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To: Ben Mugged
2 posted on
11/15/2006 9:23:04 AM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Ben Mugged
Hmmmm...Darwin Award material.
3 posted on
11/15/2006 9:23:34 AM PST by
The Blitherer
(In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.)
To: Ben Mugged
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringeYep, that's that's worth a cringe, maybe even an "owwie".
4 posted on
11/15/2006 9:24:10 AM PST by
lafroste
(gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
To: Ben Mugged
he was here to cry "aw nuts!...er, I mean nut "
6 posted on
11/15/2006 9:24:21 AM PST by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Ben Mugged; presidio9; pissant; Millee; JamesP81
"The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again."
But his right side is okay ping
7 posted on
11/15/2006 9:24:30 AM PST by
Froufrou
To: Ben Mugged
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe
He is now know as One.
8 posted on
11/15/2006 9:24:30 AM PST by
20yearvet
(they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
To: Ben Mugged
causing him to cringe
9 posted on
11/15/2006 9:25:00 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Ben Mugged
Sounds like his second shot went off half-cocked.
10 posted on
11/15/2006 9:25:34 AM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(You cannot live forever, so live a life that will never be forgotten.)
To: Ben Mugged
Only the left? If he'd hit both he could have been one of the few living Darwin Award recipients, since the criterion is not death, but selflessly removing oneself from the gene pool.
11 posted on
11/15/2006 9:25:37 AM PST by
The_Reader_David
(And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
To: Ben Mugged
"Police did not release information about the size of the gun he was using at the time."Well, the barrel length is probably 2" to 3" shorter then when he started.....
This started as a good pun but just petered out....
13 posted on
11/15/2006 9:26:13 AM PST by
nevergore
(?It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.?)
To: Ben Mugged
Of course, it would be easier for us to search for previous posts of an article if the journalists would stop trying to be "cute" with the headlines, and just said something like:
Fool Shoots Self In Balls
but I suppose that would be too easy...
14 posted on
11/15/2006 9:26:15 AM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Ben Mugged
I always wondered where the song "Great Balls of Fire" came from....now I know. ROTFLMAO....what a loser!
17 posted on
11/15/2006 9:30:41 AM PST by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: Ben Mugged
Is he now known as "Righty?"
To: Ben Mugged
New nick-name: One Hung Low
22 posted on
11/15/2006 9:38:26 AM PST by
Cobra64
(Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
To: Ben Mugged
I hope, he won't be able to produce offspring from this day on.
29 posted on
11/15/2006 9:41:19 AM PST by
tubasonum
(proud to be naturalized American)
To: Ben Mugged
You know you're STUPID when.....
30 posted on
11/15/2006 9:42:10 AM PST by
FourPeas
(The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)
To: Ben Mugged
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe Then he became testy.
32 posted on
11/15/2006 9:42:21 AM PST by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: Ben Mugged
He always said he'd give his left nut for a good holster.
To: Ben Mugged
36 posted on
11/15/2006 9:46:46 AM PST by
Red Badger
(New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
To: Ben Mugged
"And Oliver has run himself over."
39 posted on
11/15/2006 9:53:50 AM PST by
soupcon
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