"I can't wait for the sudden arrival of "space environmentalists" who will get upset at human beings upsetting the natural order of things out in space akin to dumping toxic chemicals into a river, and blowing asteroids into pieces as target practice akin to something like deer hunting."
I have already seen environmentalist on the net wanting to stop space exploration because: It alters the pristine environment of the moon.
I hate to break it to you, but there's already a ban on nuclear detonations in space.