NIXON: "Hey, I'm dead and they are still plotting against me! They are always after me!"
SSG: "I have the same probem. If they are not watching me they are out smoking in a bar! A bar! Smoking! They can't smoke unless I tell them they can! My former staffers implanted a device in my brain and they are controlling me from their Playstation 3!"
NIXON: "Playstation 3? Those are sweet! Hey, I had Checkers stuffed, want to pet him?"
SSG: "No thanks, he obviously has a hidden tape recorder inside of him".
NIXON: "Damn! Caught again!"
