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Ann Coulter: What can I do to make your flight more uncomfortable?
Human Events Online (Contributors) ^ | 11-22-2006 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 11/22/2006 2:59:00 PM PST by Vinny

Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.

Witnesses said the imams stood to do their evening prayers in the terminal before boarding, chanting "Allah, Allah, Allah" -- coincidentally, the last words heard by hundreds of airline passengers on 9/11 before they died.

Witnesses also said that the imams were talking about Saddam Hussein, and denouncing America and the war in Iraq. About the only scary preflight ritual the imams didn't perform was the signing of last wills and testaments.

After boarding, the imams did not sit together and some asked for seat belt extensions, although none were morbidly obese. Three of the men had one-way tickets and no checked baggage.

Also they were Muslims.

The idea that a Muslim boycott against US Airways would hurt the airline proves that Arabs are utterly tone-deaf. This is roughly the equivalent of Cindy Sheehan taking a vow of silence. How can we hope to deal with people with no sense of irony? The next thing you know, New York City cab drivers will be threatening to bathe.

Come to think of it, the whole affair may have been a madcap advertising scheme cooked up by US Airways.

It worked with me. US Airways is my official airline now. Northwest, which eventually flew the Allah-spouting Muslims to their destinations, is off my list. You want to really hurt a U.S. air carrier's business? Have Muslims announce that it's their favorite airline.

The clerics had been attending an imam conference in Minneapolis (imam conference slogan: "What Happens in Minneapolis -- Actually, Nothing Happened in Minneapolis"). But instead of investigating the conference, the government is now investigating my favorite airline.

What threat could Muslims flying from Minnesota to Arizona be?

Three of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 received their flight training in Arizona. Long before the attacks, an FBI agent in Phoenix found it curious that so many Arabs were enrolled in flight school. But the FBI rebuffed his request for an investigation on the grounds that his suspicions were based on the same invidious racial profiling that has brought US Airways under investigation and into my good graces.

Lynne Stewart's client, the Blind Sheik, Omar Abdel-Rahman, is serving life in prison in a maximum security lock-up in Minnesota. One of the six imams removed from the US Airways plane was blind, so Lynne Stewart was the one missing clue that would have sent all the passengers screaming from the plane.

Wholly apart from the issue of terrorism, don't we have a seller's market for new immigrants? How does a blind Muslim get to the top of the visa list? Is there a shortage of blind, fanatical clerics in this country that I haven't noticed? Couldn't we get some Burmese with leprosy instead? A 4-year-old could do a better job choosing visa applicants than the U.S. Department of Immigration.

One of the stunt-imams in US Airways' advertising scheme, Omar Shahin, complained about being removed from the plane, saying: "Six scholars in handcuffs. It's terrible."

Yes, especially when there was a whole conference of them! Six out of 150 is called "poor law enforcement." How did the other 144 "scholars" get off so easy?

Shahin's own "scholarship" consisted of continuing to deny Muslims were behind 9/11 nearly two months after the attacks. On Nov. 4, 2001, the Arizona Republic cited Shahin's "skepticism that Muslims or bin Laden carried out attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon." Shahin complained that the government was "focusing on the Arabs, the Muslims. And all the evidence shows that the Muslims are not involved in this terrorist act."

In case your memory of that time is hazy, within three days of the attack, the Justice Department had released the names of all 19 hijackers -- names like Majed Moqed, Ahmed Alghamdi, Mohand Alshehri, Ahmed Ibrahim A. Al Haznawi and Ahmed Alnami. The government had excluded all but 19 passengers as possible hijackers based on extensive interviews with friends and family of nearly every passenger on all four flights. Some of the hijackers' seat numbers had been called in by flight attendants on the planes.

By early October, bin Laden had produced a videotape claiming credit for the attacks. And by Nov. 4, 2001, the New York Times had run well over 100 articles on the connections between bin Laden and the hijackers -- even more detailed and sinister than the Times' flowcharts on neoconservatives!

Also, if I remember correctly, al Qaeda had taken out full-page ads in Variety and the Hollywood Reporter thanking their agents for the attacks.

But now, on the eve of the busiest travel day in America, these "scholars" have ginned up America's PC victim machinery to intimidate airlines and passengers from noticing six imams chanting "Allah" before boarding a commercial


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To: stop_fascism

I generally stick with Southwest, Continental, and Airtran, but I'll keep US Airways in mind.


161 posted on 11/22/2006 8:00:28 PM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: TopDog2

Doesn't mean they're backpedaling.

It's called "CYA for the Media" and that's what they are doing.


162 posted on 11/22/2006 8:02:07 PM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: j_tull

Wouldn't surprise me.


163 posted on 11/22/2006 8:04:31 PM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: surrey

Let's hope the reason the agent was gone was because they were checking him out, and gave him the ticket so as not to cause a scene and apprehend him as he got on the plane.


164 posted on 11/22/2006 8:08:33 PM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: True Republican Patriot

I've never flown AA, because at one of the two airports I fly out of they have little presence and at the other, they have none at all. Guess I'm not missing much.


165 posted on 11/22/2006 8:09:57 PM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: sionnsar

I've done it. For a weekend trip, I carried-on my small suitcase, it was less hassle than checking it. And it was one-way because I found a better price and flight time on another airline coming back. Southwest had the better price flying out and Continental the better price flying back (for the time of day I wanted the flight) so I did two one-ways, one on each airline. What disturbed me was that they didn't say a word to me on either flight with either airline...


166 posted on 11/22/2006 8:12:06 PM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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To: editor-surveyor
"Sounds like these Imams were deliberately taunting the airline, and the system."

My thinking too. The strategy is to emulate the real thing to the point they cause us to become desensitized to the cues that would occur during the real thing.

167 posted on 11/22/2006 8:29:44 PM PST by jonrick46
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To: RonDog
Brit Hume and the Fox All Stars discussed this on the program today and showed the handwritten note on screen. Brit noted that the imam Shahin said that that was the worst experience of his life. Brit commented that he wished something like that had been the worst event in his life. He didn't elaborate--but he lost a son who committed suicide.
168 posted on 11/22/2006 8:35:48 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: knews_hound; carlo3b; stanz; gakrak; massfreeper; hosepipe; Donald Rumsfeld Fan; MadLibDisease; ...
US Airways is my official airline now. Northwest, which eventually flew the Allah-spouting Muslims to their destinations, is off my list. You want to really hurt a U.S. air carrier's business? Have Muslims announce that it's their favorite airline.

I don't fly often, but when I do I'll be sure to fly US Air.

Let me know if you'd like to be added to the Ann Coulter ping list.

169 posted on 11/22/2006 8:49:22 PM PST by jellybean (Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: jellybean

Please ADD ME to your Ann Coulter ping list!


170 posted on 11/22/2006 8:56:22 PM PST by RonDog
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To: fish hawk; RAOUL

Just a thought--isn't Minneapolis the airport where "observant Muslim" cab drivers were refusing to accept passengers who carry alcohol? Yet the imans will fly on airlines that serve it???? Answer--let the cabbies drive them to Arizona!


171 posted on 11/22/2006 9:13:38 PM PST by JoyjoyfromNJ (Psalm 121)
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To: maica

Onward Christian soldiers, followed by Victory in Jesus, my mother's favorite. I think that she used to play it for the kids at the community center in Camden, where she was a volunteer.


172 posted on 11/22/2006 9:16:34 PM PST by Eva
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To: mockingbyrd
"An important and scary detail."

So they like to travel light and keep their options open. So what? < / sarcasm >

173 posted on 11/22/2006 9:25:17 PM PST by Bonaparte
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To: radar101
"Same reason they get Sh--tfaced drunk when they come to the US, and go to strip clubs."

So they have a drink or two for medicinal purposes and go to strip clubs to preach folks out of their wicked ways. What's wrong with that? < / sarcasm >

174 posted on 11/22/2006 9:29:46 PM PST by Bonaparte
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To: John Lenin
"Allahboard"

Allah me, Why not take Allah me?

175 posted on 11/22/2006 9:34:03 PM PST by Bonaparte
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To: Vinny
Just offer all six of them one free flight the old-fashioned way...

176 posted on 11/22/2006 9:35:23 PM PST by CountryBumpkin
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To: Vinny
The next thing you know, New York City cab drivers will be threatening to bathe.

As an ex NYC cab driver I resemble that remark!!!!!

177 posted on 11/22/2006 9:39:32 PM PST by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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To: Vinny

I've been waiting for one gutsy major Western or European airline to announce an implicit and effective no-Muslim policy that would somehow avoid running afoul of anti-discrimination laws. I bet their sales and share price would soar.

By the way, US Airways stock price is up 6% in the past two days:

http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_L/threadview?m=tm&bn=23162&tid=13510&mid=13510&tof=18&frt=2


Hmm...


178 posted on 11/22/2006 11:47:13 PM PST by quesney
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To: Vinny

Sorry, here's the right link:

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=LCC&t=5d


179 posted on 11/22/2006 11:48:23 PM PST by quesney
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To: quesney

Rose $2.00/share, hmmm is right. ;)


180 posted on 11/22/2006 11:53:26 PM PST by Vinny (A woman needs a feminist like a fish needs a bicycle)
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