Any chance of FReepin' 'em on Monday?
I propose that as soon as one Islamic nation builds an aircraft with completely indigenous resources, that all Muslims should immediately be allowed to fly on commercial carriers, providing a council of Imams approves.
Afer all, if it were The Holy Will of Allah that Muslims should fly, He would have given them wings. Nowhere in the Holy Q'ran and the Hadith does Muhammed (MPBUH)mention flying.
Since he covers everything else from stockbreeding and wife-beating, to the proper positions for Muslims to place themselves in whilst attending to excretory functions, this could not possibly be an oversight.
Bearing this in mind, and with the powers granted to me as a Notary by the State of Maine, I, in the meantime, hereby issue this special DownEast fartwah
I'll let you know how I rule on their driving automobiles after my next trip to Lewiston and observe a few more Somalis behind the wheel. Heard it's a laugh riot, but potentially dangerous.
Freep em......Hmmmm.....Howabout BLOW EM UP!!!
er...arrest em, yeah arrest em....