Oh, you are going to go to one of them elitist schools that will turn you into a commie. /sarcasm
There was no need to insult FauxBlonde and her husband.
As for being an ideal parent, you couldn't possibly know as you haven't had your own child yet. Once you have, then you can respond with authority on the matter. Everything else is just guessing.
Wow, I don't know what is more obnoxious, implying that eveything not top tier is Devry, or speaking of yourself in the third person. Either way, you're a piece of work.