Chestnuts Roasting As We Open Fire

Townhall.com ^ | Monday, November 27, 2006 | Mike S. Adams

[Slings and Arrows]

The love I feel for my Charter Arms Bulldog is probably banned somewhere in Leviticus.

[Slings and Arrows]

I like it!

[Greystoke]

You may say that I’m a dreamer. But I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join me. And the whole Islamic world will know we live with guns.

Hilarious!

[Brucifer]

I have an AK-47 with a heavy duty bipod, the L shaped squad automatic buttstock for prone firing, and a 75 round drum. I take my liberal professor friends to the range with a case of ammo and about a hundred water filled plastic bottles.

I put them in the prone position on my shooting mat and just sit there loading magazines while they gradually lose their minds. At first they fire one or two shots at a time and try to aim carefully for every shot. After about ten minutes there's a steady stream of spent brass flying out the ejection port.

They have a terrific time, but because they're liberals, after a few days they gradually start to feel guilty about having had fun shooting such an evil weapon. Then I take them back to the range again. Eventually, they are buying all the ammunition and the beer after the shoot.

A couple joined the NRA and bought SKS and Ruger .22 rifles. I'm converting anti-gunners, slowly but surely, the old-fashioned way... one at a time.