Hey Mike S. Adams - I'm a lefty, buy ME a gun for Christmas. What? You say I'm not a lefty - well ok, I shoot right handed, but I can stand to your left. Huh, that doesn't count either?
But, but - I'll vote democrat if you don't buy me a gun. What's that you say? You know I couldn't possibly do that because you know about my gun collection? How'd you know about that?
OK,OK - I just thought as long as you were being generous... and I'm not too comfy about seeing a gun in the hands of a liberal, anyway. Yeah, it might work - but don't you remember that picture of John 'I was in Viet Nam' Kerry where he was fixing the sling on his rifle and it was pointed at his head? Man, what a doofus.
Happy huntin', Mike.
That was Al Gore.