[word_warrior_bob]

Add Al Sharpton as the baby Jesus and it's complete.

[word_warrior_bob]

There's usually sheep in a nativity scene, maybe they can put a redneck in a bandana lascivously ogling the sheep, that fits the ACLU's image of the South.

[bagadonutz]

No baby - just fetal tissue. A bag labelled "medical waste" laying in the manger should work.