LOL Same here.
I have fallen - when being too quick - when snow was on the ground. : )
I have a plan when there is ice on the patio..I keep an empty big clay saucer just outside the door to fill from a pitcher so I won't fall on the ice.
This whole neighborhood is loaded with berries and bird feeders so I don't worry about them going hungry. I do find myself fretting about the birds ..because I am leaving for an extended Christmas visit to my daughters.
She has lots of birds but their feeders are at the back and my room is at the front! I like my "view window" by my computer.