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"Now we know why Santa doesn't stop at the Jewish homes."

...because they don't teach their kids that he's a deity.

"Q: why are there no Christmas trees in the Seattle airport? A: Somebody Jew-ed them down!"

Apparently, Sea-Tac rejected the menorah so much, that they banned the trees, too.

"Oh holy heck!"

You believe in Hector, too? The Ancient Greeks would've liked that.

"I got an 11 foot real Christmas tree in my living room this year and if the Jews want to crucify me on it, It wouldn't be out of character for them!"

IMO, Romans could eventually crucify Santa Claus on such a tree and blame it on the Jews.

[ME-262]

Good Response!

It's OK for me to make Jew jokes because I am one, or at least my sister tells me we are Jewish since she joined a cultic offshoot of Messianic Judaism. However, I believe my family wrote a letter to Hitler providing proof that we had no Jewish blood, on behalf of those who stayed behind in Germany. Anyhoo...
Have a happy Hanukkah!

I won a Hangman contest once with the word "YARMULKE", heck! that practically makes us brothers, doesn't it?

By the way, It is my wife's family that teaches Santa is a deity. My Parents(in seemingly Jewish fashion) made sure we kids knew that they had spent their hard earned cash on our gifts and that Saint Nicholas had not contributed.