[HighWheeler]

Why worry about your bad haircut? Everybody else has to look at that. You got to look at the cheerleaders.

[goldstategop]

Exactly. Its the next best thing to having sex: having a beautiful woman mess around with your head.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Chi-townChief]

The guys at work asked if I I got it cut at the veterinarian.