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We need to help Deutsche Bank (Dhimmi Bank?) come up with some good advertising and marketing slogans for their new funds.

"You're in Good (Bloody) Hands With Sharia"

Something along those lines.

1 posted on 12/14/2006 10:29:01 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Over my dead portfolio!


2 posted on 12/14/2006 10:32:14 AM PST by Niteranger68 (Life's greatest obstacle is in the mirror.)
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Excludes investments in alcohol, gambling, or companies with large amounts of debt, but investments in genocide, slavery, racism, mass murder, genital mutilation are just peachy.


3 posted on 12/14/2006 10:34:48 AM PST by tkathy (Sectarian violence? Or genocidal racists? Which is a better description of islamists?)
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There is a big American mutual fund thats been doing this for years. I think it's Humana. No alcohol companies, etc.


4 posted on 12/14/2006 10:34:58 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Where is my Reagan, Don't say it's John McCain. Where have all the conservatives gone? - P.Shanklin)
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There is but one God, and Deutsche Bank is his profit.


5 posted on 12/14/2006 10:35:11 AM PST by eastsider
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Deutsche Bank: Our accounting gimmicks are tricky enough to fool even Allah.
6 posted on 12/14/2006 10:36:34 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Baker's Iraq Surrender Group - warming up the last helicopter out of Baghdad.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
"You're in Good (Bloody) Hands With Sharia"

LOL!!!

Also a slogan like this : "Sharia Life, the company you keep(for fighting infidels)

or... Infidelity Investments : Working toward an explosive market

8 posted on 12/14/2006 10:41:57 AM PST by KingArthur305
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So Islamic Mutual Funds rely on inside information by Terrorist within their cult to tell them what would be hit and when to make a profit?


9 posted on 12/14/2006 10:43:04 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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Europe further sinking into dhimmitude.


10 posted on 12/14/2006 10:52:46 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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I thought making money off of interest is forbidden in the Koran. How does this work?


11 posted on 12/14/2006 10:53:22 AM PST by Lorianne
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I'm sure these funds will perform as well as the eco- or social-conscience funds etc. In other words, they'll tank.


12 posted on 12/14/2006 10:53:29 AM PST by Asclepius (protectionists would outsource our dignity and prosperity in return for illusory job security)
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It is illegal under Islamic law to lend money, unless the money is borrowed at ZERO percent interest.

What is rate of return on these investments? Negative? Might do better with "pump and dump" schemes.


13 posted on 12/14/2006 10:54:13 AM PST by PetroniDE (We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
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Keeping with Muslim traditions, I'm sure the fund will not invest in "Jewish" companies either.


24 posted on 12/14/2006 12:01:43 PM PST by The Great RJ ("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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