Extolling The Female Tongue

GOPUSA ^ | December 18, 2006 | Selwyn Duke

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The feminization of western culture can be quite pervasive. For example, the Germans apparently are making it their business to get men to pee sitting down.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

<ducking>

[Fierce Allegiance]

Extolling The Female Tongue

I love them!

[garyhope]

"Did anyone ever think that maybe women communicate too darn much? "

Geez, no kidding. You can't get them to shut up. I start trying to get off the phone 5 minutes before I usually can, talking with some of my female friends or relatives.

They repeat things endlessly. Same thing 4 or 5 times.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Did anyone ever think that maybe women communicate too darn much?

I know George thinks so.

[RockinRight]

I tend to like female tongues.

[sageb1]

"Oh, and the toilet seat? I just don't want to talk about it."

Too bad. The author brought it up. Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

[DManA]

Lifting the seat is an act of consideration in itself. We COULD use the toilet just as well with it down.

[ichabod1]

Yeah, because they have to SHUT UP to do the things you're thinking about with them.

[Maceman]

As Rita Rudner says:

"My husband tried to get in touch with his feminine side but it was always on the phone with its girlfriends."

[JimRed]

...the Germans apparently are making it their business to get men to pee sitting down.

Sitzpinklers? I suppose they are neater, and leave the seat warmed up for her...

[camle]

if a woman can't even LOOK to see if the seat is up, and take appripriate action, how is it the man's fault?

like HE's responsible for HER carelessness!

(Flame alert!) hee hee

[i_dont_chat]

In my many years, I have not observed women talking more than men.

But I have observed that laywers talk more than everyone else.

[ichabod1]

I figure that, especially in public areas, it's BETTER for the seat to stay up as it tends to have a better chance of not being soaked with urine when the female comes along with her delicate derriere.

I understand womens's can's are even filthier than men's are.

[hosepipe]

Most female tongues are owned by democrats and/or liberals..

[Ouderkirk]

The key to the toilet seat issue....get a dog that likes to drink from the toilet. You'll not only put down the seat, but the lid too. ;-)

[Junior]

Not quite what came to mind when I read the title...

[LurkedLongEnough]

"Can't figure it out, but I've been thinking about gender an awful lot lately."

[gorush]

I haven't spoken to my wife in over three months. We're not fighting or anything...I just don't like to interrupt.

[Lunatic Fringe]

If I can learn to put the seat down before I sit, why can't the women folk?