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Extolling The Female Tongue
GOPUSA ^ | December 18, 2006 | Selwyn Duke

Posted on 12/18/2006 11:41:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Alberta's Child
As for communication, I have some of the best advice you gals will ever hear. If you have something important to say, don't embed it in an interminable stream-of-consciousness monologue between words 1129 and 1145 and expect the man in your life to absorb it. It's not that he doesn't care. He has his sanity to think about, you know.

LOL! I'm glad I'm don't subscribe to this definition, because I like to express myself in a concise manner. It's true that women in general tend to be talkative, but males are not excluded from the chatting class at all. In fact, if you check any thread here you'll probably see that it's the males who win that title. :-)

Anyway, as a chatty aside, lol, I'm enjoying my well deserved Christmas vacation. Hope you're doing well also.

181 posted on 12/18/2006 5:04:41 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
I thought you'd get a kick out of this thread. LOL.

In fact, if you check any thread here you'll probably see that it's the males who win that title. :-)

LOL! How true!!

I'm not on Christmas vacation (yet), but I am enjoying myself. You're lucky to have all that time off!

182 posted on 12/18/2006 5:12:20 PM PST by Alberta's Child (Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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To: Alberta's Child
Oh yes, I had a good laugh, thanks.

I need all this time off just to relax. :-)

183 posted on 12/18/2006 5:34:46 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Yep, I hear ya.

It's a great time of year to have some time off, isn't it?

184 posted on 12/18/2006 5:52:03 PM PST by Alberta's Child (Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Help, I'm talking and I can't shut up! ;o)


185 posted on 12/18/2006 5:54:41 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Alberta's Child
Indeed. Hopefully, I will see you before Christmas, but if I don't, hope you have a wonderful Merry Christmas.

Btw, listen to this...

Blue Christmas

186 posted on 12/18/2006 5:58:18 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: ichabod1
I understand womens's can's are even filthier than men's are.

Quite likely, because it seems a lot women have a phobia about sitting down on a strange toilet seat, so they squat to pee then spray the seat! Drives me NUTS! Can't they just use the seat covers provided or make their own from some toilet paper!?

I'm seriesly thinking of making up stickers to take with me everywhere, and stick them on stall doors with the message "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!"

187 posted on 12/18/2006 6:00:51 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: nnn0jeh

ping


188 posted on 12/18/2006 6:02:09 PM PST by kalee (No burka for me....EVER!)
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To: Ouderkirk

The lid should be down unless the toilet is in use. It keeps kittens from playing in it or knocking things in it ;) and dogs from drinking from it. Also it just looks tidier.


189 posted on 12/18/2006 6:05:02 PM PST by kalee (No burka for me....EVER!)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL!! That's hilarious!

I'm sure I'll see you here before Christmas (unless you're away for a few days between now and then), but thanks for the kind wishes in any case. I hope you have a merry and blessed Christmas season, too.

190 posted on 12/18/2006 6:07:57 PM PST by Alberta's Child (Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

There is tremendous irony in a man who takes up an entire page to say, "I think women talk too much."


191 posted on 12/18/2006 6:09:11 PM PST by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: Alberta's Child
Thanks AC.

Yeah, I'll be around.

192 posted on 12/18/2006 6:10:10 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Great!

I think I'll be around a lot more over the next few weeks. I've formatted the hard drive on my old computer and re-installed all my software, and it now runs much better and doesn't crash anymore like it was over the last couple of months.

193 posted on 12/18/2006 6:12:03 PM PST by Alberta's Child (Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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To: camle

my drink out of the toilet - I just keep them flushed.



You must love it when they come over an give you a lick.


194 posted on 12/18/2006 6:13:41 PM PST by Chickensoup (If you don't go to the holy war, the holy war will come to you.)
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To: Alberta's Child

Wow, wonderful. I'm looking forward to reading some of your posts and also post a bit.


195 posted on 12/18/2006 6:14:22 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: ex-NFO

Thus, if you divide people's functions into categories of 1)female urine 2)female defec 3)male urine 4)male defec

You'll see that definitely 3/4 of those categories require SEAT DOWN. You men apparently need it down some of the time.

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Most people urinate to defacate on a ooohhhh...6:1 ratio.

Factor that sucker in.


196 posted on 12/18/2006 6:18:16 PM PST by Chickensoup (If you don't go to the holy war, the holy war will come to you.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
It is also arguable that it's more practical to ALWAYS sit than stand. At least in a civilized bathroom.

You obviously haven't tried that with our equipment.

197 posted on 12/18/2006 6:27:21 PM PST by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Thanks!

Formatting the hard drive was a bit challenging. I had set everything up more than six years ago when I bought the computer, and I had lost/forgotten the "administrator" password and couldn't do anything of this sort until I had remembered it.

198 posted on 12/18/2006 6:34:16 PM PST by Alberta's Child (Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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To: sageb1
we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)

Not a chance, with your big... big... with your large hips. (;-))

199 posted on 12/18/2006 6:44:51 PM PST by SandwicheGuy (*The butter acts as a lubricant and speeds up the CPU*)
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To: MichiganConservative
You could just leave it down. If some urine gets on the seat, that's what toilet paper is for.

'course, as men we tend to wake up with certain "protrusions" that tend to intefere with maintaining a direct stream - thus necessitating the use of tremendous amounts of TP (or a mop). I like to call my solution to this problem "the Superman" - basically, you lay across the seat and fire directly into the porcelain target...thus preventing the necessity of TP.

200 posted on 12/18/2006 6:55:19 PM PST by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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