Posted on 12/18/2006 11:41:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOL! I'm glad I'm don't subscribe to this definition, because I like to express myself in a concise manner. It's true that women in general tend to be talkative, but males are not excluded from the chatting class at all. In fact, if you check any thread here you'll probably see that it's the males who win that title. :-)
Anyway, as a chatty aside, lol, I'm enjoying my well deserved Christmas vacation. Hope you're doing well also.
In fact, if you check any thread here you'll probably see that it's the males who win that title. :-)
LOL! How true!!
I'm not on Christmas vacation (yet), but I am enjoying myself. You're lucky to have all that time off!
I need all this time off just to relax. :-)
It's a great time of year to have some time off, isn't it?
Help, I'm talking and I can't shut up! ;o)
Btw, listen to this...
Quite likely, because it seems a lot women have a phobia about sitting down on a strange toilet seat, so they squat to pee then spray the seat! Drives me NUTS! Can't they just use the seat covers provided or make their own from some toilet paper!?
I'm seriesly thinking of making up stickers to take with me everywhere, and stick them on stall doors with the message "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!"
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The lid should be down unless the toilet is in use. It keeps kittens from playing in it or knocking things in it ;) and dogs from drinking from it. Also it just looks tidier.
I'm sure I'll see you here before Christmas (unless you're away for a few days between now and then), but thanks for the kind wishes in any case. I hope you have a merry and blessed Christmas season, too.
There is tremendous irony in a man who takes up an entire page to say, "I think women talk too much."
Yeah, I'll be around.
I think I'll be around a lot more over the next few weeks. I've formatted the hard drive on my old computer and re-installed all my software, and it now runs much better and doesn't crash anymore like it was over the last couple of months.
my drink out of the toilet - I just keep them flushed.
You must love it when they come over an give you a lick.
Wow, wonderful. I'm looking forward to reading some of your posts and also post a bit.
Thus, if you divide people's functions into categories of 1)female urine 2)female defec 3)male urine 4)male defec
You'll see that definitely 3/4 of those categories require SEAT DOWN. You men apparently need it down some of the time.
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Most people urinate to defacate on a ooohhhh...6:1 ratio.
Factor that sucker in.
You obviously haven't tried that with our equipment.
Formatting the hard drive was a bit challenging. I had set everything up more than six years ago when I bought the computer, and I had lost/forgotten the "administrator" password and couldn't do anything of this sort until I had remembered it.
Not a chance, with your big... big... with your large hips. (;-))
'course, as men we tend to wake up with certain "protrusions" that tend to intefere with maintaining a direct stream - thus necessitating the use of tremendous amounts of TP (or a mop). I like to call my solution to this problem "the Superman" - basically, you lay across the seat and fire directly into the porcelain target...thus preventing the necessity of TP.
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