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| December 18, 2006
| Selwyn Duke
Posted on 12/18/2006 11:41:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The first rule a man learns living with a woman is the necessity of conversation. This is the ticket to sex, to going out with her and what have you. If that's too onerous, stay single.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
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posted on
12/18/2006 7:16:30 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; JimRed
Boys Required To Pee Sitting Down At Norway School
September 27, 2006
It's an entirely new definition of "Standing Room Only." Or perhaps a new measure of "equality" has arrived.
Whatever it is, it has sparked a huge political debate at a school in Kristiansand, Norway, according to the Norwegian paper Fædrelandsvennen.
The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the local district that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand.
According to the news report, the rule was announced for boys at Dvergsnes School (pictured at right), prompting outrage from Vidar Kleppe, the chief of The Democrats Party.
He's accusing the school of "fiddling with God's work," and now he wants the issue discussed at the executive committee level of the area council, according to the newspaper "Dagbladet."
"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe, whose group is a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, said in the newspaper.
"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," he said.
On Kleppe's contentious "stand" on making political waves, no comment was the response from school principal Lise Gjul.
But she did tell Norwegian Broadcasting NRK that the restrooms are used by both boys and girls, and the young boys are not "good enough at aiming" in order to have "a pleasant toilet."
COMMENT: I thought you guys might have known the Germans left Norway in 1945 shortly before the end of the war. Sitzpinkler refers to metrosexual tourists. How many times did you hear that appellation? What was your response, or did you just nurse bad feelings?
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posted on
12/18/2006 7:38:47 PM PST
by
OESY
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Not only do I alway put the seat down, I alway put the lid down too.
AND, I am alway yelling at my significant other when she forgets to put the lid down.
The reason...I don't want my dog drinking blue water!
To: Albion Wilde
if she tries to just sit down in the dark and the seat has been left up. If I have to check the position in the dark of night, why shouldn't she?
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posted on
12/18/2006 7:50:30 PM PST
by
LexBaird
(98% satisfaction guaranteed. There's just no pleasing some people.)
To: OESY
I'm just telling what I read, to the best of my memory, in Mark Steyn's
America Alone.Apparently, the "sitzpinkling" craze has gotten to a point in Germany that there is actually a device that warns people against either standing to pee or lifting the seat up (one or the other).
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posted on
12/18/2006 7:58:17 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(“Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.” —H. L. Mencken)
To: Banjoguy
"(I don't mean to be abusive, but do you realize how absolutely stupid that comment was?)"Wow. Do you realize how rediculously uptight you are? Chill out for a second. You're taking offense where none was offered.
"Hanging around? I don't hang around."
Well, excuuuuuse me! Now that we know you're so much better than everyone else and don't partake of common things like "hanging around", I guess we'll all have to walk softly around you.
"I am a professional musician and I perform on a regular basis with some of the finest musicians in the country. I have been doing so for thirty years or so.
Oh, so other musicians who don't make their living as a musician are somehow not as good as you are because you're a "professional"? Riiiight.
"Your experience does not have a thing to do with me nor does it negate what I know to be true about some of the musicians I associate with, out of necessity, on professional engagements."
Sheesh! Again with the whole professional thing. Hey, we get it. You're God's gift to the music world. Only now it turns out that you are talking only about some musicians, not the blanket musicians you first claimed.
"My personal feelings do not determine with whom or where I perform."
Neither do mine.
"There was a city I lived in at one time where almost all of the musicians, to a man, would regularly engage in negative repartee about musical colleagues."
Sound like insecurity or jealousy.
Oh, I see. If I play a certain kind of music then I would begin to talk about people when they weren't present. That must be it. Why didn't I think of that?
First off, it was humor. You should look into it. Secondly, I have personally seen the difference with the various types of musicians I have been associated with off and on over the last 20 or more years. Not only with musicians, but with people of different professional, political, and economical backgrounds, so there is validity in asking the question.
"(I don't mean to be abusive, but do you realize how absolutely stupid that comment was?)"
Pot...kettle...black...
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posted on
12/19/2006 5:38:00 AM PST
by
Pablo64
(Ask me about my alpacas!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; All
Hmmm....
It is better that women not try and force men to do something, but....
If this means that if women get to pick something that men end up having to do (like sitting down to pee), then men get to pick something that women have to do.
We must be fair and balance this out, riiiiggghhhttt?
As I side note, I am not saying this is how I feel, but...
Is there something that makes women want to try and control mens behavior, like rolling the toothpaste tube from the bottom, wanting to make them sit down to pee, saying to men, "do something" when all hell breaks lose, wanting men to talk more, etc, etc.
Maybe women should try and be a little less controlling of men.
Please, these are just thoughts, not necessarily indicative of how I feel so, please, don't engage in any emotionalized, subjective, Ad-Hominish personal attacks against me.
Thanks.
:)
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posted on
01/05/2007 1:09:00 PM PST
by
Laissez-faire capitalist
(Keep working! Welfare cases and their liberal enablers are counting on you!)
To: goldstategop
...The first rule a man learns living with a woman is the necessity of conversation. This is the ticket to sex, to going out with her and what have you. If that's too onerous, stay single....Or go get a hooker.
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posted on
01/05/2007 1:30:23 PM PST
by
FReepaholic
(Give me ambiguity or give me something else.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It's not that he doesn't care. Now that's debatable.
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posted on
01/05/2007 1:34:34 PM PST
by
SouthTexas
(May you have a blessed and prosperous New Year.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Tips for men:
Remember to leave the toilet seat in the up position when you are done peeing on it.
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posted on
01/05/2007 1:35:34 PM PST
by
DonGrafico
(Gowd demmit bub! You ain't from around heah ah ya?)
To: Chickensoup
You men apparently need it down some of the time. Statistically speaking the male of the house is more likely to find the seat in the wrong position than the female of the house and yet he is far less likely to complain about the fact.
To: DManA
I think women want you to lift the seat in order to clean it......if you don't , then please put the lid back down. Heh heh
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posted on
01/05/2007 2:08:15 PM PST
by
dforest
(Liberals love crisis, create crisis and then dwell on them.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I am a woman, but I've always found that other women talk way too much. My chatterbox daughters are always telling me I don't talk enough. Come to think of it, even my husbands mentioned that.
At no time do I sympathize with males so much as when I'm listening to a female.
To: sageb1
Too bad. The author brought it up. Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)I never understood why you just can't look before you sit.
BTW--I put mine down when I'm done and I don't need any nagging broad to remind me to do so. ;)
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posted on
01/05/2007 2:26:05 PM PST
by
Yankee
To: Maceman
"My husband tried to get in touch with his feminine side but it was always on the phone with its girlfriends."My feminine side is a lesbian. She likes women also.
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posted on
01/05/2007 2:28:53 PM PST
by
Yankee
To: ichabod1
I understand womens's can's are even filthier than men's are. I trust by "cans" you're speaking of rest rooms, and not posteriors. If you are speaking of posteriors I must question your taste in women.
Incidentally, you are correct. Women are bigger slobs in public restrooms than men, however men tend to do more damage to fixtures. I worked in a few pubs and bars in my time.
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posted on
01/05/2007 2:34:04 PM PST
by
Yankee
To: sageb1
Now if he'd just put it down when he was done, we wouldn't fall in the toilet in the middle of the night. ;)By the same token, If she'd only have put it up after she was done I wouldn't have peed on the seat. You see, I'm as lazy and careless as she is. ;)
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posted on
01/05/2007 2:40:50 PM PST
by
Yankee
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Talk to me, Damn it!!!
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posted on
01/05/2007 2:57:21 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(I voted and all I got was a FUBAR Congress.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It's always been one of my pet peeves - - women who forget to put the toilet seat back up.
To: garyhope
The worst thing is that women CANNOT synopsize. The tale is in almost real time. The conversations that took place [or what passes for them] are relayed verbatim. And the woman talking does ALL the parts.
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posted on
01/05/2007 3:05:51 PM PST
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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