Posted on 12/18/2006 11:41:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
But then they'd expect you to wipe the seat.
From HERRENVOLK to Hen in Volk.
Communication for females is an end in itself. They're herd animals. Men are pack animals. That's why we work better in groups. I't's also why a man in a group at dinner in a restaurant never looks around the table and asks, "Who has to go to the Men's Room?".
Communication for females is an end in itself. They're herd animals. Men are pack animals. That's why we work better in groups. I't's also why a man in a group at dinner in a restaurant never looks around the table and asks, "Who has to go to the Men's Room?".
It's a survival mechanism from the Ice Age. Since half of what you could kill for lunch could kill us, and God and nature wanted men out there in crappy weather to kill that lunch, the women were equipped with the Yak Yak gene. It worked.
Why wipe it? It'll dry eventually.
The only women who complain about upright toilet seats are ones who fell into the toilet when it was dark once.
Yeah, but you get more reading in.
That's why bars have outside walls. When you can pee standing, the world is your urinal.
I think you were reaching for "Ruebensesque figure".
I recall a study that showed how far the "spray" from the toilet flushing traveled. Pretty much most of a small bathroom - including the toothbrush holder and towel rack. One "+" for keeping the lid down.
Wouldn't it spray more widely bouncing off the lid?
Rush talked quite a bit about this today. Had I called in, I would have posed this question:
As our society becomes increasingly feminized, how is that our language has become more crude and offensive than in the past? It used to be men watched their tongues around women for fear of the disapproving backlash. Now, crude language are as prevalent as ever.
I was at a restaurant last night where a song played on the speakers with lyrics sort of like:
You're a crazy b----
But I'm gonna stay with you
Because I like it when I f--- you...
So, how is it that women seem to care more about potty seats these days than potty mouths?
Some engineers would say the signal-to-noise ration is zero. ;-P
Here is a GREAT example of the felame tongue: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8f6eae532
Given the visual on that cover I think they got it backwards.
Yes, that I was, but I was tongue-tied by the imagery. Thank you for putting it right!
I'm sure men are more likely to let loose in the sink if there's a line!
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