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To: Kaslin

My husband is an Orthodox rabbi, and has a white fluffy beard and is what you would call "portly."

He wears a black hat and a black coat but when he goies out to the supermarket or the pharmacy little kids are always staring at him.

He smiles back and says, "Santa always knows when you are naughty or nice!"


5 posted on 12/19/2006 4:09:20 AM PST by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 135-139)
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To: Alouette
Is that writing in the serpent and what does it say at the bottom?


8 posted on 12/19/2006 4:21:29 AM PST by knarf (Islamists kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
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To: Alouette

"when he goies out to the supermarket"

How, exactly, does a rabbi goy out to the supermarket?


38 posted on 12/19/2006 10:06:51 AM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: Alouette
My husband is an Orthodox rabbi, and has a white fluffy beard and is what you would call "portly." He wears a black hat and a black coat but when he goies out to the supermarket or the pharmacy little kids are always staring at him. He smiles back and says, "Santa always knows when you are naughty or nice!"

Hilarious! And good-hearted!

41 posted on 12/19/2006 11:58:57 AM PST by Albion Wilde (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. -2 Cor 3:17)
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