"Couldn't we just send him a pollonium-gram or something?"
I'll pay for the Express shipping! If you can't find the pullonium, then I'll donate a silver bullet.
"I'll pay for the Express shipping! If you can't find the pullonium, then I'll donate a silver bullet."
Believe me, if I thought this could happen, and your paying for the shipping would accomplish it, I'd find some, or study and perfect how to make it. This thug munchkin needs to go.