[TET1968]

Just an observation.....You can forget "Hanging" that fat,secretary murdering, traitor.The gallows would have to be built like a bridge and the "rope " would have to be steel cable....and can you imagine what it would look like on YouTube if the cable snapped?

Forget about a fireing squad, unless you plan on using elephant rifles.

Injection? Yeah, right, make sure you bring a 5 gallon bucket of the stuff along with a catheter.

No, I'm afraid a beheading, live and exclusively on CNN( if they agree to loop it 24-7 which of course they will ) is the correct option. Black and Decker along with Home Depot's product placement fees can pay for the whole production. What say you?

[Dutch Boy]

A beheading might release massive amounts of gas. He could be flying around the room like a balloon. pfffffffftttt

[evad]

No, I'm afraid a beheading, live and exclusively on CNN( if they agree to loop it 24-7 which of course they will ) is the correct option. Black and Decker along with Home Depot's product placement fees can pay for the whole production. What say you?

I of course am for any option that brings justice to the equation, but,
my preference would be option D.

Option D =

The live telecast is a nice twist which I obviously would include AND Home Depot does have a nice line of chippers, built for all occasions.

[Cheburashka]

You go through all those methods of execution and pass by the most appropriate.

Drowning.