[PeterFinn]

I buy all of my "junk guns" from a guy who peddles them out of the back of a '67 Buick. He also sells me all of my cop-killer bullets, my semi-auto weapons that fire 60,000 rounds per minute, my .50 caliber anti-aircraft rifles that I use for shooting down jet liners, and he also sells me revolvers that spray bullets everywhere.

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[zeugma]

I buy all of my "junk guns" from a guy who peddles them out of the back of a '67 Buick. He also sells me all of my cop-killer bullets, my semi-auto weapons that fire 60,000 rounds per minute, my .50 caliber anti-aircraft rifles that I use for shooting down jet liners, and he also sells me revolvers that spray bullets everywhere.

Could you please pass along his name and location. I am in need of pretty much all of the above, and would like a good deal.

 

Z

 

[353FMG]

What century do you live in? You're still using a .50 cal rifle? Here in TX I have a concealed carry license for a shoulder-fired missile launcher. Get with the program, friend.

[Kokojmudd]

I buy all of my "junk guns" from a guy who peddles them out of the back of a '67 Buick....

I don't believe it! No Buick owner would ever operate like this! An Oldsmobile owner perhaps.