Guess there is not a real American state left in this country anymore. Brokeback Dallas...
Next , they will be asking for the old Marriage amendment.
Sickos!
Where in hell are you from, anyway, Private?
whoever has the money and the institutions rules the world. The libs have it. I don't see anyway around it.
"Texas? Only two things come out of Texas, boy...steers and queers."
Dallas has always been a gay mecca, nothing new here.
Kinda changes the meaning of some of these lyrics:
"BIG D" (by Frank Loesser from "The Most Happy Fella")
Ev'nin', ma'am.
Would you mind sayin' that again?
I said, 'Ev'nin', ma'am.
Ev'nin', ma'am'!
Mister, you've got a way of sayin'
Ev'nin', ma'am
That puts me in a friendly state of mind.
Would you mind sayin' that again
I mean 'friendly state'.
Friendly state.
Sister you've got a way of saying
'Friendly state
'That gives me the impression
You're my kind.
Would you mind sayin' 'crazy crystal'.
'Crazy crystal!'
would you mind saying 'nieman marcus'.
'Nieman marcus'.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
You're from Big D
I can guess
By the way you draw!
And the way you dress
You're from Big D
My, oh Yes
I mean Big D little a, double l-a-s
And that spell Dallas
My darlin', darlin' Dallas
Don't it give you pleasure to confess
That you're from Big D
My, oh Yes
I mean Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a-s
And that spell Dallas
Where ev'ry home's a palace
Cause the settlers settle for no less
Hooray for Big D
My, oh Yes
I mean Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a-s
You're from Big D
I can guess
By the way you draw!
And the way you dress
You're from Big D
My, oh Yes
I mean Big D little a, double l-a-s
And there's oil all over your address
Back home in Big D
My, oh Yes
I mean Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a-s
And that spells Dallas
I mean it with no malice
But the rest of Texas looks a mess
When you're from Big D
My, oh Yes
I mean Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a
Big D, little a double l-a-s
Big D, Big D
Talkin' 'bout big D, big D
Oil! Oil! Oil! Cattle! Cattle! Cattle!
My, oh Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas!
Big D! Little A double L-A-S!
And that spells Dallas
My darlin', darlin' Dallas
Don't it give you pleasure to confess
That you're from big D
My, oh yes
I mean
Big D
Little A, Double L-A
Big D
Little A, double-A
Big D, little A, double L-A-S!
Now Dallas is trying to rival Austin for the liberal capital of Texas....
steers and queers?
Dallas County elected an openly lesbian sheriff, and many of the county wide offices went democrat. The largest Baptist church in town moved to Denton County a few years ago.
Katrina, the gift that keeps on giving.
What are those? Do they have only entry in the rear?
yeah, that will go over really well in dallas . . . .
Everyone going to sing show tunes?
It's got to be a challenging job to think of ways to bring tourists to Dallas. A nice city for doing business and raising a family, sure, but filling those hotel rooms on weekends must be hell.
Uhhh Dallas??? You can count me and my family out or your tourism plan.