I'd rather get money from Nigeria.
All you're getting is money?
Heck ... you should see my future bride ... the widow of a slain Diamond mine owner ... she's twenty seven and absolutely gorgeous and her love for me is ... well, I'm the only man she could love.
We'll marry just as soon as my check for her sick Mum's hospital bills, the pay-off to the hooligans that stole her VISA and passport (thank goodness she wasn't raped, but it was close ... she says) and the passage ticket to bring her to the US clears.
They must be having trouble over there, though ... I haven't had an e-mail from her in two weeks ... I'd better call my bank and see if the check has cleared.
Oh yeah ... you are all invited to our wedding ... sometime in ... well ... I'll keep y'all posted ....