Posted on 01/10/2007 2:40:16 PM PST by doug from upland
What was the deal with Arianna putting this on her blog?
Do your ears hang low, are they hanging too far down
Do some people say that you look just like a circus clown
Would you punch me in the nose if you are mocked in song and prose
Well, do your ears hang low
Are your ears too big, do they throw your balance off
And if you fall down while walking, would many people scoff
Would you punch me in the nose if you are mocked in song and prose
Well, are your ears too big
Do your ears stick out, have some people made you cry
Are they taunting you and asking if they can help you fly
Would you punch me in the nose if you are mocked in song and prose
Well, do your ears stick out
Bore ack I'll bomb ya
I hear on Fox today that he is a smoker. I did not know this. I bet America doesn't learn about this from the MSM until after he and Hillary are voted into office.
Brilliant!
The squeals heard across the nation from this picture; no doubt are prompted by other characteristics of Obama. . .that many identify with or apparently, would like to. . .
For sure, if Obama's ears were smaller; Ariana - and for sure Hillary - would not be impressed. . .or at least; we would never know, , ,
Meantime, great verse DFU! ;^)
hmmm. .interestinng; just where does Obama go to 'take a smoke'. . .outside behind the Capitol 'garage' or what?
His ears don't look particularly low (the lobes, at least).
nailed it
That looks like a picture out of the JC Penney swimwear catalog.
That guy in the middle looks like a bad caricature of Al Franken.
MIDI - LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
Keep on pouring and I'll get blotto...then I will go get in my auto
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead
You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge
I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float
Dodd and I so love a good waitress sandwich
Pass me the mustard, and pass me the Manwich
My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead
My apartment last week was burgled...in my dreams, I still hear her gurgle
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead
You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge
I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float
I'll weigh 400 if I keep on eating...artery clogging will stop my heart beating
My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead
It's former senator Paul Simon. I think Franken used to imitate him on Saturday Night Live.
Ahh, that explains it (with many Freudian overtones).
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