That's SOME chimp!
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Sounds like my ex wife--except for the cleaning.
2 posted on
01/17/2007 3:30:06 PM PST by
Mongeaux
(''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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3 posted on
01/17/2007 3:30:16 PM PST by
To Hell With Poverty
(If this city were any 'bluer', it'd be spelled 'bleu'.)
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LOL That's funny. If Judy needs a job I've got a lot of cleaning to be done.
4 posted on
01/17/2007 3:30:45 PM PST by
barker
( A smile is a curved line that sets things straight.)
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[Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet...Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.]
How much you reckon she rents for?
5 posted on
01/17/2007 3:33:05 PM PST by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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Her previous owners are going to hear from PETA.
6 posted on
01/17/2007 3:35:38 PM PST by
firebrand
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Chris's evil monkey.
7 posted on
01/17/2007 3:37:33 PM PST by
InvisibleChurch
(Tempus Fidget - The time between the final hymn and recessional.)
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Can I get her to teach my son and husband?
8 posted on
01/17/2007 3:37:55 PM PST by
ShandaLear
(Perfect People Need Support, too.)
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12 posted on
01/17/2007 3:46:51 PM PST by
steveo
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I thought stories about plantation monkeys were taboo here.
13 posted on
01/17/2007 3:49:00 PM PST by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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Keeper Ann Rademacher says Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet.Oh man, that hurts.
Because I happen to be a Janitor.
17 posted on
01/17/2007 4:24:55 PM PST by
lowbridge
("I wonder if he's in touch with the critics out there, like Matt Damon, the actor" -Chris Matthews)
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Keeper Ann Rademacher says Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher says the 37-year-old Judy was a house pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge. Earth to Chimp-keeper: Judy was a house MAID before the zoo acquired her. And apparently she liked that better than sitting around in a zoo enclosure being bored all day, because she was pretty eager to show the humans what she could do.
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That's SOME chimp!I KNOW they are having a hell of a time with this on DU.
26 posted on
01/17/2007 5:53:10 PM PST by
Half Vast Conspiracy
(A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.)
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I wonder if I could borrow her for a few hours each week.
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