Venezuela's Congress Prepares to Grant Hugo Chavez Power to Rule by Decree (Translation)

El Universal ( Caracas ) ^ | January 18, 2007 | El Universal Staff Article ( translated by self )

[Chode]

one of my all time favs... my genius German professor in college complained he couldn't watch it after tedturner colorized it.

i ask him why he just didn't turn off the color???

how he ask, i said just turn down the tint and hue.

he was SHOCKED!!! but glad he could watch all the movies turner ruined again.

[Candor7]

Chavez, the man who would be king.

I have a feeling that there is in his future, a rendezvous with about 3 onces of lead, cast from afar.

[GreenLanternCorps]

"Chavez, the man who would be king."

King, no, I think Chavez would like to crown himself Emperor however...

[Bender2]

As friend Chevez continued down his 'Bring Back Führerprinzip' tour, we can soon expect Juventud de Chavez for Venezuela's boys beginning at the age of six, and at age 10, entering the Gente Joven and serving there until entering the Juventud de Chavez proper at age 14. Boys will remain there until age 18, at which time they will enter into the Servicio de Trabajo

Venezuela's Girls will soon become part of the Maidens Jóvenes at age 10, and at age 14 be enrolled into the Liga de Maidens Venezolanos. Girls will remain in the LMV until age 21.

Now we can only wonder what South American neighbor will pay the price for Venezuelan Espacio Vivo.

I just hope to live long enough to see Chevez meet the same fate as old Adolf or Saddam.

That is unless Nancy P anoints Hugo to serve as Special Attorney General to get the occupied Red States in step with the Democrat Party Line...

Thanks to StJacques posting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleichschaltung for the base idea and http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr for help in my really, really poor Spanish.

And thanks to Homer...

for the Duff Beer!

[norton]

Thanks again StJ.

[Tribune7]

Jimmy Carter's legacy.