What about Feminist Math, which teaches the student to arrive at the answer she feels good about?
I tried that with my bank balance. Those patriarchal, misogynist, western imperialist running dog, phallic worshipping neadrathals insisted on returning a statement that did not celebrate my unique math structure formed in an environment that was supportive of my contrasting views of number methodology based on culturally accessible fluent values. The check bounced.