[davisfh]

Only a theory here, you understand, but I believe that it works this way.

A woman who consumes enough "trans-fats" will become enormous and, unless her mate is exceptionally well endowed, he'll not be able to reach the "target."

Makes sense doesn't it?

Of course, those men who are able to successfully copulate with these porcine creatures will likely sire male children of "John Holmes" proportions. Talk about "unintended consequences!!"

[Jaysun]

Only a theory here, you understand, but I believe that it works this way.

A woman who consumes enough "trans-fats" will become enormous and, unless her mate is exceptionally well endowed, he'll not be able to reach the "target."

Makes sense doesn't it?

Of course, those men who are able to successfully copulate with these porcine creatures will likely sire male children of "John Holmes" proportions. Talk about "unintended consequences!!"

I have first-hand experience in this matter. My problem is that the swimmers have too far to travel before they ever leave the barrel. By the time they reach the target they're dead from exhaustion. So I'd say that your theory is questionable.