World peace: My master plan

renewamerica.us ^ | January 18, 2007 | Johnny D. Symon

[Tailgunner Joe]

I have to admit that for a spell last week, I swung my feet up onto the desk and began to laugh and rub my hands; Russia's Gazprom had announced a huge price increase for it's neighbors, Belarus included. The EU Commission started to tear their hair out in public because Gazprom were cutting off the supply if Putin's wishes were not met, and truth be known, the EU politicos were playing an acting part because, as outlined in my ed of July 14, 2004, (Crème de la Kremlin) Romano Prodi on behalf of the EU Commission had already conspired with Russia to hike up the price of Russian oil and gas! And here's part of the ed;

"Romano Prodi went on to state, "This includes a commitment that the price of gas for industrial users covers costs, profits and investment needed for exploitation of new fields. Russian gas prices to industrial users would be gradually increased from the current $27-28 to between $37-42 by 2006, and $49-57 by 2010."

Those goals could never be guaranteed without removing private sector control over oil and gas in Russia. There's no room for the free market in such price-hiking schemes. If the private sector anywhere in the world decided to hike up prices similar to the above, the governments would slam 'em into the courts because it constitutes monopoly aggression, but if you're the EU or Russia, laws are only for the little people ... the burro-rats believe they are above and beyond the law, and they act accordingly."

EU politicos live in hope that the average EU citizen will fail to read their reports, but if they do, that they'll have short memories. The war against Europe's consumers began to be waged in the late 90's by the hand of the United Army of Russia and EU Commission. Last week found us all in thick battle. But politicians of all persuasions happen to be the ultimate losers at battle's end, for although they play on the fact that their European subjects are ignorant of their devices, they are the most ignorant of all; They're unaware of the part they play in the world of prophecy and destiny. Politicians, when it comes to things of the spirit, most especially prophecy, are pig ignorant. In matters of government they appear to be "smarter than the average cat" but in actual fact they're lower than the ant! ...

And with this solemn message in mind here's an ancient British prophecy for us all to consider, made way back in the fifth century by an exceptionally powerful visionary named Taliesin;

Within my mind
I hold books confin'd,
Of Europa's land all the mighty lore;
O God of heaven high!
With how many a bitter sigh,
I my prophecy upon Troy's line pour:

A serpent coiling,
And with fury boiling,
From Germany coming with arm'd wings spread,
Shall Britain fair subdue
From the Lochlin ocean blue,
To where Severn rolls in her spacious bed.

And British men
Shall be captives then
To strangers from Saxonia's strand;
From God they shall not swerve,
They their language shall preserve,
But except wild Wales, they shall lose their land.

The United Kingdom is part of the European Union. Britain was indeed attacked by Germany from the air in ww2, and Germany lost the war ... the minor war that is, because Taliesin saw another war, a hidden one, taking place on and after ww2 that finally would spell defeat for the UK. Nazi Germany is no more.

Hitler's dream of supreme control via "National Socialism," continued on however, albeit under cover. The EU and Russia are jointly experiencing the fulfillment of Adolf Hitler's dream; Total control of the earth's resources, industry, and people. Europe's final Great Dictators. The Siberian gulags have followed alongside Gazprom's pipelines and are a new integral part of the EU Experience!

For those of us who observe and understand the prophetic picture, life in the EU is simple to comprehend; You don't have to be a master locksmith to crack open the EU's secret vault. This vault, with all that's hidden within, was conceived, designed, and constructed, by mindless wackos ... political vegetable matter, nothing more, and nothing less!

I remember full well that rare occasion when I contracted a severe case of jet-lag. I felt drunk and worn out. So when I arrived home it was still light, early evening. I showered, fell into bed to instantly enter the land of nod, and man did it feel good. When I woke up I felt great. I lay there with my head on the pillow enjoying the sunlight pouring through the window, then I looked at the clock and began to realize that it was still early evening ... an hour had passed, and I had thought it was the next day! That experience brought back the lag ... the disorientation ... and that, I guess, is where EU politicos are; They think it's the dawning of a new day, but for them it's the onset of nightfall. The earth and it's resources, business, industry, and common people are not their's to control.

But that's twenty-first century planet earth for you, and with my very long memory motor hummin' along in overdrive, I can't help but tie in the UN's Iraqi "Oil for Fraud" program. The UN is of course the bigger brother of little EU, and their plans and schemes are closely linked. With the soon to be departing, Kofi Anan, some folks have begun to discuss whether Ban Ki Moon will perform his ditties better than Kofi, and there's a simple answer to that question; "No!" No one gets to lead the UN unless he's a bum and a corrupto, because that's what the UN is all about ... it's a leech that crawls around eating up everyone else's resources.

Both the UN and the EU are well versed at throwing productive nations' tax dollars down failed and failing nations' toilets, pretending that they're trying to "end poverty and debt" in those locations, while conveniently closing their eyes to those on and below the poverty line in Western nations, United States included. Millions of people are below the poverty line in the West. Many thousands are without a roof over their heads in Paris, France, for instance, and still the only thing I hear from both entities is the sound of silence.

But that's what it's all about ... that perceived thing called world socialism. I've yet to meet any politician, left, right, or center, these days who does not have, in one way or the other, a socialist mind-set. They all talk about the poor and underprivileged, but none of them ever attempt to defeat poverty in their own lands. Everywhere I go in Europe there's a mass of poor people; Folks who try their best to make ends meet, but find themselves in that everlasting, untouched, poverty trap.

Western politicos often boast about their own "rich nation," while millions of families are on or below the bread-line. Those same politicos also boast about how much tax-payers dough they intend to cast on the shores of other nations, when those most deserving of help are within their borders, conveniently ignored. The battle to control the world, it's people, and it's resources, is fully underway and a One World Government is next on the agenda.

But all is not lost! I'm the kinda guy who does not believe in presenting a critique on grim scenarios without providing some kind of personal solution.

My solution was the main reason last week for my hand-wringing and loud laughter. I have a plan, a Master Plan, that's two-fold and certain to solve ALL the world's problems, and it's a cinch;

Last week I completed my research on two new discoveries. The first involved my secret genetic manipulation of fungal matter. It initially was named "Fungalonium 209" because I intended, and with some success, to enable ALL mushrooms and toadstool spore production to bear 100%. But Fungalonium would take over the world within weeks and wipe out the human race, so I concentrated solely on the common "champignon." My process "Champignonium 210" is soon to be made available on a limited scale, namely Moscow's Red Square, New York's UN building, and the EU offices in Brussels.

Once "Champignonium 210" gets to work at those locations, politicians will down tools on all their other useless and futile projects to stir the population into action as mushroom hunters and clearers. I've genetically engineered spore production with a limited scale and a form of death gene to ensure that the process does not get out of hand, but also to ensure that the fungal force will not be subdued. This means that no one will remain unemployed, and no one shall go hungry. They'll contain the growth of mushrooms and be able to eat on the job. The politicos will concern themselves with this battle alone, and find no time to waste public money elsewhere!

At the dawning of every fungal-fresh new day the population will be productively employed. Now comes my second great discovery that I completed work on last week;

I've designed the world's most effective Ion Reactor. You see, Ion Reactors are a great idea, but those who have pioneered the process have missed out on one important point; The greatest ion activity on planet earth is at the North and South Poles, and my Reactor is designed to be placed in both locations, connected together by a series of undersea cables to balance and evenly distribute this massive, free energy production.

So while politicos are coordinating the mushroom wars, the world shall begin to experience an inexhaustible energy source that will take the load off our use of fossil fuels. Ion Energy will be so cheap to produce that the world's politicos will find themselves unable to justify high fuel taxes, and besides, due to their busying themselves coordinating the mushroom wars, they'd have no time to think about taxes anyway.

And that's it in a nutshell; My two-fold scientific discoveries are the world's first and only solution to all it's problems; No more unemployment, no more energy wars, no more poverty or starvation, and due to the fact that champignons contain a powerful anti-oxidant that can fight cancer, the human race will become healthier and more resilient.

The ultimate benefit of my miracle discoveries shall be the end of physical warfare. We'll concentrate all our efforts on containing that friendly enemy, the good old champignon, and as allies come to an understanding of where we all went wrong throughout history, the entire human race shall form one army together, and only one enemy shall be in our sights and on our dinner tables!

"God bless the champignon," and "God bless Polar Power" will be the world's battle cry! Peace on earth and mercy mild ...

[skiddle_deboppop]

World Peace - My master plan? Nuke the koranimals to allah.

[NicknamedBob]

I perceive where the fungi will receive its nutrition.

[Redbob]

"I perceive where the fungi will receive its nutrition."

LOL!
Indeed, this Johnny Symon's produced enough nutrition for a lotta 'shrooms!

[NicknamedBob]

I forbore to comment on his apostrophic catastrophe.