[perfect stranger]

This is an old picture (or whatever they call them nowadays) but I'm sure Freepers will have great fun with this.

[RichInOC]

"And now, President Ahmadinejad, I'm going to demonstrate why it's called a cornhole."

[word_warrior_bob]

This is what Congressman Barney Frank calls a "girlfriend". Us regular folks like to call it "corn".

[fat city]

"Lend me your ears."

[geopyg]

You can see the bite out of it. I rememember when he did this on the campaign trail, thinking now there's a REAL guy. Not afraid to eat raw corn. (Compared to Kerry who would take his photo with a fast-food burger and toss it in the garbage on the way to a "real" restaurant.

If I had to do a caption it would be: "This is dang good corn, and its MY corn. This corn was made for EATIN'. But, if I can toss a bone to the libs, I guess we can turn some of it into some sort'a wimpy "gasoline"."

[Alexander Rubin]

Listen, Mahmoud Ahmacrazyguy. If you don't knock off the tomfoolery, I'm gonna have the Marines shove this cob so far up your cornhole, the Ayatollah will be spewing kernels.

[beyond the sea]

"Makes great popcorn."

[Kate of Spice Island]

"Hey, (insert DUmbocRAT name here), shove this up your @$$!"

[jonrick46]

See this corn? You want to know about surge. I'll show you a little surge!

[Tzimisce]

I'm sorry Madam Pelosi, are you sure this is the Democratic plan for America?

[MindBender26]

Hey Hillary; If Bill used up all the cigars on Monica.....

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Must resist pretzel jokes... lest the Bushbot Harpies show up......

:-P

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Now who is going to pick this corn if I close the borders?

[piasa]

In an effort to reach out to environmentalists, President Bush introduces the new, improved, biodegradable JDAM.