The one thing I would like to hear the President say tonight

1-23-2007 | self

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

What is the one thing you would like to hear President Bush say tonight?

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

The one thing I would like to hear the President say tonight is this:

My fellow Americans, effective immediatley, I have ordered the US Military to win!

There will be no more political second guessing, there will be no more courtmartials based upon the accusations coming out of our enemies in the press and the Congress. Nor by using terrorist as witnesses.

My orders to the Generals and the DOD are, "Win the war, we will sort things out later." My orders to field commanders is: "Do whatever you have to win and use whatever weapons you need to use to win!"

Thank you and good night.

[ShadowDancer]

I promise never to speak in public again.

[clamper1797]

The bombing starts in 5 minutes ? .... and not be joking this time ...

[Eric in the Ozarks]

"I know new taxes..."

[Excellence]

The borders are hereby closed.

[LS]

I think that is the ONLY thing he could say that would quickly bring his ratings back even to the high '40s.

Much of it has been his fault, but with the "new tone," Bush presented the Dems with SIX YEARS' worth of time to bash him at every opportunity, then somehow thinks that won't have an effect on his support in Congress? On elections?

The President tried to treat his ENEMIES (not "opponents") like Christian brothers, when they were, as Jesus would have said, "of their father, the devil."

[Uncle Ike]

"The Democrat Party has been declared a hostile organization, and all registered members of the Democrat party shall be interned in the State of New Jersey for the duration of hostilities."

[Cat loving Texan]

Tonight I would like to announce that Tehran has been nuked and leveled and the country no longer exists.

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

The borders are hereby closed.

That was my second thing.

[pbear8]

What is the one thing you would like to hear President Bush say tonight?

I see you in my magic mirror.

[Steel Wolf]

My orders to the Generals and the DOD are, "Win the war, we will sort things out later." My orders to field commanders is: "Do whatever you have to win and use whatever weapons you need to use to win!"

If it were only that simple, we'd have done it by now. The problems behind Iraq are a lot more complicated than saying, "Just hit the Easy Button and send us the bill."

[Red Badger]

The US borders are being sealed and all illegal aliens are to be deported........

[cripplecreek]

The borders will be controlled.

[zarf]

"Tonight on national TV I'm stripping naked, wrapping myself in grease proof paper and hopping into the Social Security office."

[AFreeBird]

I'm closing the border with mexico - The bombing starts in 5 minutes.

[Revolting cat!]

"Free money for everyone!"

[Condor51]

*****The one thing I would like to hear the President say tonight is this:*****

I've declared war against Mexico. The bombing starts in five minutes.

[zarf]

I'm coming out of the closet. Tonight, I announce that Vincente Fox is having my baby.

[Steel Wolf]

He should invite everyone to play along in the 2007 State of the Union drinking game!

[traditional1]

"I have re-considered the Illegal immigrant issue, and have decided we CANNOT, as a Nation, reward law-breakers"

"And, I am directing the Justice Department to petition the U.S. Supreme Court to correct the anchor baby disgrace, forbidding U.S. Citizenship to be automatically granted to foreigners' babies born in this country."