[Red Badger]

Would you like to buy a vowel?......check eBay........

[snarks_when_bored]

Would you like to buy a vowel?......check eBay........

Vowel envy is kind of like RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome) and PAD (Peripheral Artery Disease):  you can pay to get it fixed, but you're not sufficiently interested to make the effort...