[snarks_when_bored]

"The pursuit of horses? That's completely disgusting."

If it's good enough for Prince Charles, it's good enough for YOU!

I'll at least agree that Chuck's a sucker for the ponies!

[-=SoylentSquirrel=-]

When I attended SFSU I took a class called "Variations of Human Sexuality". A big part of the class was viewing porn movies, but not the kind any human should be interested in:

Man and Cow
Man and Chicken (hen, I assume)
Woman and Pony
Woman and Saint Bernard
Woman and Eel

In the last one,they cooked and ate the eel when they were done with it.

Here's the hook: The professor, Mr. DeCecco, (sp?) went on the local news a few months later and defended gay pedophilia as "sometimes beneficial to the younger partner". (I paraphrase).

Life is so much simpler since I moved to Texas.