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Skydiver charged with murder after love rival fell 13,000ft to her death
Timesonline ^ | January 25, 2007 | David Charter and Rory Watson

Posted on 01/25/2007 5:41:19 AM PST by stm

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To: linda_22003
Or, if that's too difficult, the generic "darling" serves the same purpose.

An even lower one is to be sure to buy the same perfume for both.

21 posted on 01/25/2007 6:12:49 AM PST by Gorzaloon (Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
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To: stm

Don't cheat on your husband.
Don't cheat with your best friend's boyfriend.
Don't skydive with her if you do.


22 posted on 01/25/2007 6:14:40 AM PST by freedomfiter2 (“No, I have not supported that," Guiliani when asked about a ban on partial birth abortion)
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To: stm

She fell for the wrong guy.


23 posted on 01/25/2007 6:17:46 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult; Doctor Raoul; stand watie; Romulus; Incorrigible; Coleus; Clemenza; ...
Do I read this correct that both women had the same first name?

Els Van Doren
Els Clottemans

Who knew that my screenname was a first name?!

24 posted on 01/25/2007 6:19:43 AM PST by ELS (Vivat Benedictus XVI!)
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To: stm

Video should be on YouTube already.


25 posted on 01/25/2007 6:27:13 AM PST by Lusis ("Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.")
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To: ELS

You know what I hate? When you pull the Rip Chord and a piano comes out. Then you pull the emergency chute chord and an anchor comes out.


26 posted on 01/25/2007 6:29:03 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

That's what you get for buying an Acme parachute.


27 posted on 01/25/2007 7:20:12 AM PST by RonF
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To: stm
The killer:

The victim:

28 posted on 01/25/2007 7:20:54 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: darth

Just remember..
" It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden Stop!!"


29 posted on 01/25/2007 8:13:52 AM PST by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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To: linda_22003
You don't accidentally call out the wrong name in the heat of passion.

I call 'em all "sweetheart"....

30 posted on 01/25/2007 8:15:28 AM PST by paulat
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To: paulat

Keep reading. ;)


31 posted on 01/25/2007 8:16:01 AM PST by linda_22003
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To: RonF; massgopguy
You know what I hate? When you pull the Rip Chord and a piano comes out. Then you pull the emergency chute chord and an anchor comes out.

That's what you get for buying an Acme parachute.

Funny!

32 posted on 01/25/2007 8:17:49 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: stm

Would it not have been more sensible to off the cheating boyfriend?


33 posted on 01/25/2007 8:22:04 AM PST by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Time's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: stm

"Dear, I think Mrs. Van Doren has fallen for your man."

"Uh, yeah, she will...I mean, she has!"


34 posted on 01/25/2007 8:23:42 AM PST by Our man in washington (The Democratic party is an alliance of narcissists and parasites.)
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To: ELS
how about that!!!

free dixie HUGS,sw

35 posted on 01/25/2007 8:47:13 AM PST by stand watie ("Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God." - T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Flightdeck
Made the mistake of clicking on that video on Ebaums one day. It's kind of odd really...I can watch videos of people getting hit by cars or trains (where they die quickly) and it really doesn't bother me that much. The sound of that guy struggling to breathe after slamming into the ground haunted me for a WEEK, and almost got me to stop visiting the site. Almost.

In case you didn't know, the guy in the video actually survived. He was seriously screwed up...lost the skin on his face, busted all his limbs, crushed his back and ribs, but he did survive.
36 posted on 01/25/2007 9:05:13 AM PST by Arthalion
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Womp womp.


37 posted on 01/25/2007 10:13:58 AM PST by cdbull23 ("If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back." - Homer on what's good to drink.)
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To: Robe

Reminded of "How does a blind skydiver tell when he's getting close to the ground? The slack in the leash."


38 posted on 01/25/2007 10:23:32 AM PST by darth
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To: darth

You owe me a keyboard.


39 posted on 01/25/2007 10:27:32 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: stayathomemom
Movie to follow?

Only on the Lifetime channel.

40 posted on 01/25/2007 11:04:24 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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