ROTFLMFAO!
La ilaha ill-Allah, mohaMAD rasul allah! (The shahadah)
Oops... I just became a muzzie! Now beg for mercy before I steal your land and slaughter those who refuse to "submit to the rock god."
Seriously tho, by their logic, they admit in their minds, simply letting islamic traders in gives them a right to a claim. Fine with me, as long as Dutch, Portugese, English, Chinese, Indo-Aryans etc have a claim on any muslim land they ever set on.
Oh wait.. it doesn't work that way, and we are still blindly letting them in to pee on our tree trunks and practice sharia, so in centuries to come they can point back to these "muslims settlements" in the heart of the Darul Harb as justification for jihad. They may be whining hypocrites, but we can never say we were not forewarned.
There's something odd about our interpretation of what is written in the koran, it's almost as if we treat the 'fight and kill the infidel' verses as metaphors...for something else...like as if it was a spiritual struggle that never left millions of indigenous people minus their heads, arms and legs... throughout the lands islam conquered by the sword.
I am reminded of something Immanuel Velikovsky wrote about the passages in the Old Testament that we also read metaphorically...he says, (paraphrased) by burning rocks falling from the heavens, the authors meant burning rocks, by pitch ensnaring the people of the exodus, they meant pitch, by a darkness that lasted for many years, that's exactly what was meant...and yet, we read it all as some fairy tale meant to frighten us.
Just as the history of the Israelites in the OT describes the effects of a catastrophe, the koran is clear on islam's intentions for the 'infidel' and why we translate this as a metaphor, really really beats me. They couldn't be more clear about it if they tried. Are we deaf, or just to scared?