[2Jedismom]

When the pen bent and became useless, Mrs Hamm went back to using the log.

A HH knife woulda come in handy, huh?

[HairOfTheDog]

Yeah - I suppose it sure would!

[HairOfTheDog]

The husband cracks me up, really.... "Honey, reach in my pocket and see if you can't poke this thing in the eye with that pen I've got!"

[wrench]

So would have a handgun!