Iran prepares people for 'messiah miracles'

WorldBetDaily.com ^ | January 27, 2007

[PGalt]

Trickle down annihilation works.

[muawiyah]

This is just a bunch of Twelver BS.

Anything beyond the Sevener beliefs is gross heresy deserving of the most severe penalties.

[mkjessup]

What I'm looking forward to is the Day when Ahmanutjob and all of his deluded fellow Islamofascists will BOW down on their KNEES, and their mouths SHALL CONFESS,

"THAT JESUS CHRIST IS LORD"!!!!

And they will, why?

Because God's Word says they will.

"God has given Him a Name which is above every name – that at the Name of Jesus every knee shall bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; and that every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord…" Philippians 2:9-11.

[ASA Vet]

You slept though III. We lost almost 100,000 KIA in that one.

[presently no screen name]

satan has always been a counterfeiter. now it's he who is coming back. Good vs. evil every time. Satan, the father of lies, the great deceiver - kills, robs, destroys. Some muslims have been exposed to The Truth and now accept Jesus.

There is only ONE Savior, Jesus, who willing gave His life. His shed blood washed away our sins, so we can live with Him for eternity. While the counterfeiter and his followers will live in the lake of fire forever.

[showme_the_Glory]

mushroom clouds everywhere

[rlferny]

I believe the Pope thing was created by infighting among the Christian Denominations. (A work of the devil).

I found this web site that I find to be the most believable interpretation of the Book of Revelation.

http://yourarmstoisrael.org/Articles_new/articles/PDFs/The%20Final%20End%20Time%20Beast%20-BYSW%20Conference%202006.pdf

[aruanan]

a very auspicious fate,

One may have an auspicious destiny, but not fate.

[Candor7]

Planned miracle 17,

Distribution: Televised on Al Jezeera Network.

Producers: Dreamworks, California,

The Mahdi is seen seating himself on his desert port-a -john.

He urinates with a pleasant trickling sound, and smiles, heaves mightaly. Camera cuts to the backside view

Dreamworks creates rays of intense light coming out of the port-a-john as the mahdi defecates, , gets off the john, and glowing miniature suns, shaped like feces float into the air.

Bodyguard 1 grabs a morsel of the glowing , floating feces out of the air, and immediately eats it.

" Tastes Like Chicken" says body guard 1.

Guard 2 promptly shoots Guard 1 in the back of the head.

Camera Cut to Mahdi full bearded face, missing an incisor:

The Mahdi smiles and says," By the Grace of Allah,Finger Licken Good!"

[nevergore]

What the heck was that???

Dude, put down the crackpipe....it's too early in the morning...

[loreldan]

That green light surrounding is radioactive.

[theFIRMbss]

>What the heck was that???

Hey, you know, sometimes when they first untie your arms you type some odd things . . .

[rawcatslyentist]

>""My one question from the Christians is: What would Jesus do if he were present in the world today? "

He will crush your satan worshiping heads into the dust!

[Popocatapetl]

"The good news is that the Mahdi has been here for a while. The bad news..."

[RegulatorCountry]

"One of his aides brought it to his attention."

Duuuude ... you're, like, bathed in unearthly light or something?

[crazydad]

KOOKOOO!!!!!!!!

[Candor7]

What the heck was that??? >>>>>>

ROTFLMAO. I guess my hope for a job offer from Dreamworks has not panned out!

[nevergore]

LOL, a script regarding floating islamic Mahdi turds that taste like chicken does have very limited audience appeal.............

[Excellence]

Thanks for that.