So, the apple folks start selling the things with a sticker. "This apple provides 3 servings. Each serving contains less than 16 grams of sugar. To avoid too much sugar, DO NOT eat all 3 servings in one day." Put a label on each grape, too.
Or, better yet, somebody kicks "Food Standards Australia New Zealand" in the ass.
This is obviously a fundamentalist scheme to enlist scientists to create an hysteria over apples which will eventually be used to promote the idea that original sin was caused by Eve giving Adam an apple. A Kyoto like treaty will be proposed to trade sin credits. America will need to buy credits from non apple eating countries. Coca Cola will come to the rescue with high fiber sugar free diet apples recycled from horse apples.