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International scientists and officials hailed a report Friday saying that global warming is "very likely" caused by man

"And in other news, international scientists threw a big party at news that their predictions that a massive meteorite will strike the Earth and kill everyone in fact is correct."

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And in other news, international scientists threw a big party at news that their predictions that a massive meteorite will strike the Earth and kill everyone in fact is correct.

And in other news, international scientists threw a big party at news that their predictions will cause a massive increase in funding for their "research".