[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

President Newt would respond to a terrorist attack with a brilliant plan — radical, simple, old wisdom and dazzling new thinking in a brilliant synthesis. Unfortunately, it would involve time travel or orbital space lasers.

I love Newt, but that's damn funny.

[AmishDude]

It's so true about Newt. He has all of these "great ideas" but, honestly, some of them are unrealistic from either a practical or political standpoint.

He does make it sound great until you say "Hey, we don't have matter-energy transporters!"