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I've always thought that it might be advisable for airline travelers to carry bacon with them, so if the plane gets hijacked they can say "Do you really want to blow us all up and take a chance on getting your remains blended with pork?"


57 posted on 02/09/2007 7:21:27 AM PST by william clark (DH4WH - Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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I've often said that airlines should offer pork rinds along with pretzels, etc.

A little dab of bacon fat in your hollowpoints in case things get squirrelly over here.


61 posted on 02/09/2007 8:07:37 AM PST by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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