Muslim Lifeguards Patrol Sydney Beach

Newsday ^ | 2/9/07 | MERAIAH FOLEY

[IronJack]

Caucasian youths launched an alcohol-fueled rampage against anyone who looked Middle Eastern.

Shoulda beat the snot out of every last one of them and thrown them to the sharks.

I know, I know: even sharks have their standards.

[hardworking]

"Do Muslim lifeguards SAVE infidels who are drowning? Inquiring minds ..."

Well, the male Muslim lifeguards have to feel-up any females who are in trouble first to see if they are appropriately atired before deciding whether or not to 'save' them, if you know what I mean...

[driftdiver]

"Well, the male Muslim lifeguards have to feel-up any females who are in trouble first to see if they are appropriately atired before deciding whether or not to 'save' them, if you know what I mean.."

Don't forget the obligatory gang rape if the woman is caught drowning without a male escort.

[Velveeta]

Lovely swimwear. /s

[eureka!]

marking

[Former Fetus]

I can't help but notice that the girl to the left is more modestly attired with the baggy shirt/shorts. The girl with the burkiny may have covered her arms and legs but is showing her body shape way too much. I'm not a man, but I wonder what is sexier, a forearm or a well-shaped body?