Gore could win it just by not talking for a couple of days.
I have a thought. What if we "harvest" all that unsalted frozen precipitate, move it to Africa before it melts into the ocean and raises the sealevel and irrigate the Sahara and grow trees on the reclaimed land. That should work pretty easily - especially since we will have all these oil tankers we no longer need. Weren't the Saudiisthinking about this some time ago - icebergs covered with some kind of reflective material?