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You just can't make up stories like this.

I couldn't fit the entire title of the article so here it is below.

Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice

DWI Message Played During Men's Last Pit Stop Before Driving


1 posted on 02/12/2007 2:47:56 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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Cakes say, "Hey buddy" "Yes, I'm talking to you!" "Come a little closer" "Smell that?" "It's booze in your pee" "Better call a cab or I'll call the cops!"


52 posted on 02/12/2007 5:27:27 AM PST by wolfcreek (Please Lord, May I be, one who sees what's in front of me.)
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If you answer back, you're too drunk to drive!
54 posted on 02/12/2007 5:44:49 AM PST by nctexan
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What are the consequences when a drunken man discovers that his urinal is talking to him?


55 posted on 02/12/2007 5:47:38 AM PST by popdonnelly (Conservatives must have their own long march through the institutions.)
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Big Government from Clintonista Gov. Richardson.

Matt Drudge mentioned this story on his radio show Sunday night, and he had audio clips of the talking urinal cake.

These talking urinal cakes feature a female voice saying,
"Hey there, big guy" (sexual connotations) and "you've got your future in your hands" (another sexual comment)?

Richardson is using taxpayer dollars to purchase these stupid talking urinal cakes and he's distributing them to bars and restaurants. What if the bars and restaurants don't want these silly talking urinal cakes? Can they tell the governor to shove them? Last time I checked,
bars and restaurants were privately owned in this country.
I'll bet Richardson and his cronies eventually threaten to pull the liquor license of any establishment that refuses to install these ridiculous urinal cakes.

Also, since when are drunk drivers exclusively male?
What....there aren't any women who get arrested for drunk
driving? Can you imagine the outcry from the NOW gang and other "women's" groups if a talking male voice told women not to drink and drive as they sit there on the toilet taking a whiz? Sheesh! Another double standard.

More nanny state bull crap from the morons in government.


59 posted on 02/12/2007 6:21:49 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The exit strategy in Iraq is simple....VICTORY!)
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Yuck! I suppose it adds a new twist to "have your cake and eat it, too".


64 posted on 02/12/2007 11:40:50 AM PST by kiriath_jearim
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