It wasn't my fault. My tongue slipped. It just sounded like I said "wasted." Really, it was just a sound that accidentally came out.
"It wasn't my fault. My tongue slipped. It just sounded like I said "wasted." Really, it was just a sound that accidentally came out".
...yeah! Actually what I said was 'pasted'. I, er, uh pasted together a scrap book for the brave soldiers of Iraq! Also, I 'basted' a beautiful roast beef that I'm sending to the troops!