That's hysterical! Bound to make liberal heads EXPLODE~!
Here's a anti-troop story for you:
Monday, on my trip home, the lady in front of me stopped her car, and started screaming irrationally...(how else could she be? She had two Demoncrat bumper stickers on her car, and all Dems are irrational, else they would be Republicans.)
She got out of her car because I had no idea what she was screaming...she was screaming that my "GOD DAMN" motorcycle headlight was "F-(removed)-ING" blinding her. "TURN THAT GODDAM LIGHT OFF!"
She quickly got back in her car as I put the kick stand down and stepped off my bike. I calmly but loudly yelled back, "YOU STUPID RETARD! I CAN"T SHUT THE HEADLIGHT OFF! THEY AREN'T MADE TO TURN OFF!"
Little did she know that I was heading the same way she was, and followed right behind her...making sure the beam focussed right into her rearview mirror...for the next mile, on my way home. I am sure she thought I was going to follow her and make her disappear and torture her like the professor who fretted over the Marines in her class as reported by HotAir.
When I got home, I took a moment to understand why she was so angry at me. First, I was wearing my camoflage pants, so I looked like a soldier, and blazened on my windshield is a 3x5 American flag, and above that is the (6x12) U. S. Cavalry crossed swords. I am sure she thought I was a soldier, and it scared her to death that I was right behind her, like I would pull out an M-16 out of my saddlebags and drag her to Abu Graib.